September 2011
O hai anon
only people with a good taste in music should procreate
bitch please
my quality has gone seriously down hill since school started
this is the first time I’ve been on in a week
so in marching band
whenever percussion does warm ups before games and such
I like to pretend we’re doing circle in Eric Foreman’s basement
well your url is two of my favourite things so yes
I am
we can pants if you want to
we can leave your pants behind
cause your pants don’t pants
and if they don’t pants
then the pants no pants of pants
we can pants
we can pants
everybody shake your pants
last night I introduced my friend to the ways of John/Paul
and he loved it
I judge the quality of a marching band based on the amount of cymbals the other band has
Watch me get nothing^^
not gunna get any LOL
never gonna get anything.
NEVER EVER
Watch me get nothing
Ringo throws up more peace signs than the average teenage girl.
therefore, Ringo is an average teenage girl
those “every girl wants a boy to wake her up at 3 in the morning just to say…” are so stupid
if you ever wake me up at three in the morning for anything other than a fire or a murderer than I’m gonna throw things at you
buddy holly
I want to see what would have happened to his music in the 60s
god that would have been awesome
so I heard of this one thing called the “Buddy Holly conspiracy”
and I have no idea what it is
so I tried googling it
and what ever it is obviously must exist because every time I try to google “buddy holly conspiracy” my computer freezes up
my sister bought me a pack of gum
and by “a pack of gum” I mean she bought the pack, ate them all, but left one piece for me
I’m Looking Through You - The Beatles
Buddy Holly’s will always be better than the Beatles
I’ve told the stars you’re my only love
I want to love you to tenderly
Those same bright stars in heaven above
Know now how sweet sweethearts can beListen to me, hear what I say
Our hearts can be nearer each day
Hold me darling, listen closely to me…
dead celebrity appreciation life
I DON’T WANT TO SPAM EVERYONE’S DASH
but since SOMEONE is pissed I GUESS I will
….SINCE WHEN ARE WE MARRIED
it makes me sob that I’ve heard every Buddy Holly song out there
how can a dead man turn you on
he’s dead
unless you’re in to that kind of thing then by all means go have sex with that body
oh my god Buddy
you just HAD to get on that stupid plane and kill yourself didn’t you
I mean really, would it have KILLED you to NOT to get on that stupid plane
I’ll tell you
NO. It wouldn’t have
OH MY GOD THE MOST AWKWARD THING EVER
well….we were both 14 and he was my first boyfriend and I was his first girlfriend and we went to see some shitty movie (I forget what we saw) and it was the second date and after the first date we told each other how much we wanted to kiss each other so we kinda agreed that we would attempt to kiss on the next date
so we got to the movie right
and then at one point we both went in for the kiss
but somehow I ended up kissing his teeth
I mean, we got better at it that night
but oh my god it was so fucking funny
mainly because they were just too good of friends, and I don’t like ruining friendships
besides, relationships are WAY too much work
trust me, dating and boyfriends and girlfriends are kinda overrated
like…for a date?
yea like two or three times
tell me what talent she possesses
and look at Rebecca Black, she’s talentless and famous
why is Victoria Justice famous
where is her talent
people on my news feed keep saying “happy 9/11”

why can’t i marry food
The Sheik of Araby - The Beatles - performing for their unsuccessful 1962 Decca audition, featuring George Harrison taking the lead vocals and Pete Best playing the drums.
why does paul always keep babies in his shirt
why
is it his womanly instinct coming out?
MUST KEEP BABIES
NEAR MY IMAGINARY UTERUS
I could have gone my whole life without reading Buddy Holly’s death certificate

